The Metro (a newspaper in London) published results of ‘scientific studies’ such as this every day. One such ‘study’ claimed that anal sex was good for your digestive system. Another claimed that women with large breasts were more desirable because they had stronger back muscles and therefore could ‘pump’ the man more effectively, making it more likely that the sperm would reach the egg and produce a higher quality baby (it didn’t say how this would be achieved by ‘effective pumping’).

I guarantee you that in 2 months time there will be an article with some wild new theory that renders this one obsolete. In the meantime, enjoy being able to tell women this while it lasts.